Wacky Product of the Week: Cartoon-Shaped USB Portable Speakers
One: I want it to be cheap, because in these hard times, affordability is key.
Two: I want it to be safe, because choking hazards and badly made toys just aren't good for your kids to play with.
And three: I want it to creep me the heck out.
What, you don't want your kids' toys to freak you out? You're obviously in the minority there, because these Cartoon Shaped USB Rechargeable Mini Portable Speakers are the creepiest things in the world, but I bet your kids would love them.