NOTE: This piece is dedicated to recently deceased comedian John "I'm Starvin'" Pinette, may he rest in peace. You're overindulging with the angels now, John!
Under normal circumstances, I am not awake at this hour. Frankly, I don't even know if I'm hungry. It doesn't matter, though. This isn't about what my body wants or needs. This is about value. The $7.99 lunch coupon I fished out of my apartment building's recycling bin ensures it. Using said coupon to obtain breakfast, lunch and dinner amplifies it. Read More »