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Get a Free Android App Bundle Worth $100

Amazon Appstore giveaway

It’s true what they say: The best things in life are free. Hugs, hikes,¬†laughter, apps… Wait, apps? Hang on, let me amend that axiom a bit: The best things in life are free for a limited time. Like this: Amazon is offering a free Android app bundle worth $100, but only until tomorrow. Does life¬†get […]

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Best Birthday Freebies for Slobs

Birthday Freebies for Slob Scratch

It’s infuriating that so many businesses offer free meals to kids for their birthday. Is turning 7 years old really an accomplishment worthy of free food? No way. Turning 30 and not having any kids of your own is an actual accomplishment that should be celebrated with a free feast. Unfortunately, there aren’t that many birthday freebies for single slobs like me. I navigated the sloppy seas and found the best birthday freebies for slobs. Most of these birthday freebies require you to join some sort of digital fan club so links are included. This is your plan of action to have the ultimate slob birthday for free. Put on your favorite eating shirt and let’s get started.

Your first stop on the slob express should be for coffee. A birthday boy needs his morning jolt to handle the busy day ahead. Dunkin Donuts, Krispy Kreme, and Starbucks will all give you free coffee for your birthday if you sign up for their fan clubs. Lots of local shops will give you free coffee too so you may want to ask about birthday freebies next time you’re in your favorite shop. Personally, I’ve always preferred free stuff from giant corporations over people with a independent business. The perceived social justice of getting something free from a giant corporation makes the coffee taste that much better.

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Listen Up! Get Two Free Months of Audiobooks from Audible

Audible

I know it’s en vogue right now to accept boredom, embrace boredom, even seek out boredom. (If you love boredom so much, pundits, why don’t you marry it!) But you know what? Boredom sucks! And it sucks the most when you’re behind the wheel, with nothing to do except fight the road rage that’s building inside you because you’re so insanely bored.

Audiobooks to the rescue! For long commutes and road trips alike, there’s nothing better than a book–especially when it’s a free book.

For a limited time, LivingSocial is offering a free two-month subscription to Audible, the Amazon-owned audiobook service. And within that subscription you’re entitled to two totally free books–one per month.

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Five Free Home-Page Alternatives That Will Brighten Your Day

Good News Network

When you fire up your Web browser, what’s the first thing you see? Unless you’ve modified the default home page, chances are good it’s MSN, Yahoo, or some other news-oriented site. I don’t know about you, but the headlines I typically see make me want to dive under the covers and stay there.

Seriously, do you really want to be slapped in the face with all that negativity, all that bad news, every time you open your browser? I certainly don’t, which is why I’ve changed my home page to something far more positive.

Yes, you can do that. I’m always surprised at how many people never bother to choose a new home page, perhaps because they think that’s the way the computer was set up, and that’s how it has to stay. Nuh-uh. You can set your home page to Facebook, Twitter, Fluffy Kittens on Tumblr, or whatever you like.

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Comedy Central App Streams Full Episodes For Free

Comedy Central App Scratch

It may be April 1, but this is no joke: Comedy Central’s new iOS app lets you watch full-length episodes of “The Daily Show,” “Key & Peele,” “South Park,” and more–all for free.

@#!$ yeah!

Before this, various Comedy Central shows had their own apps, but most of them (like The Colbert Report’s) let you watch only clips. Now you can see the latest episodes of over a dozen shows, in their entirety, the day after they air.

In other words, at long last, you can stream last night’s “Daily Show” on the train ride to work. In your face, boredom! (Just try to keep the laughter down. Some of us have work to do.)

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