There are lots of theories on pick-up lines. Some say they only work if they're original. Some say it's all about the delivery. Some say they never work at all. While I have opinions of my own on the matter, the only thing that we proved with this contest is that asking a girl if she farted doesn't work.

Not shocking, perhaps, but at least now we know.

Anyway, the five pickup line videos I recorded last week have had some time to marinate on YouTube. They've gotten tons of views and a good number of comments, and now it's time to announce which video got the most comments. The person who submitted the pickup line that fueled the most comments wins a brand new Apple iPad (once they're available for sale at Apple online).

And the winner is...
@auntiethesis for her pick-up line: "You be my Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King. If you treat me right, I'll do it your way."

Congratulations! You're the (soon to be) proud owner of a brand new Apple iPad.

Thanks to everyone who submitted their best worst pickup lines. And thanks to everyone who viewed, commented and rated the video clips on YouTube.

But most of all, thanks to the girl who didn't punch me after I asked her if she farted.