Wacky Product of the Week: Green Lantern Projection Ring
By snarkydeals(view all posts by snarkydeals)
at 7:59AM Saturday May 21, 2011
under
Loose Change
Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's…well, it's not quite Superman--but hey, being the Green Lantern is just about as cool, minus the dorky name. As a member of the Green Lantern Corps, you can wield the powers of your imagination to fly, harness destructive plasma beams to fight criminals, travel through time and space, utilize telepathy, become invisible and more. There's really no limit on what you can do as a Green Lantern. (
Unless you're up against yellow objects. For some reason your powers are useless against them--go figure...)
But you can't do any of that awesome stuff, without--drum roll please--your
Green Lantern Projection Ring! Just $12 from
SuperHeroStuff.com for near-immortality...
If you're a fan of the Green Lantern comics or looking forward to the upcoming movie with
Ryan Reynolds, you know that the Green Lantern ring is capable of
bestowing all kinds of crazy powers on its wearer--and for just $12, who
could resist buying one for themselves?? Not I, says the crazy comic
nerd!
This little baby projects the Green Lantern image onto any surface
you want, making you about the coolest kid on the block. Now all you
need to do is recite the oath as you charge your ring (
In brightest day,
in blackest night…oh, you know how it goes, kids), and KAZAAM, you'll
be master of the universe in no time.
Now, if only they had this in a bat shape…
Are you a Green Lantern fan? Or is your sworn allegiance to another super hero?
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