Wacky Product of the Week: Pizza Clippers

New Year's Eve is the next big holiday coming up on the calendar. It's time to stock up on all your favorite alcoholic beverages, snack foods, and party supplies (put the puke bucket under the couch, just in case...). And while you'd think Christmas has the market cornered on wacky products, you'd be surprised what I found while searching for something New Years' specific.

Enter the Pizza Clippers: because you may be too drunk to wield the pizza cutter.

I will be the first to say that I am a pizza-a-holic. I could eat pizza morning, noon, night--and all hours in between. I love pizza. Greasy pizza, cheesy pizza, thin sliced, thick baked, deep-dish, and really anything you can think up. But I do actually hate cutting the pizza myself when it's homemade. You always end up accidentally peeling off half the cheese and your lines aren't straight and, especially if you're drunk on new years, you probably have a hard time trying to cut anything with the pizza cutter.

So yeah, this make look a little wacky, but I actually wouldn't mind if someone gifted me these for my birthday (only ten shopping months left!). It effectively holds the pizza into a slice shape while you snip snip snip your way to pizza perfection. And supposedly it will help you go easy on your pizza trays, since you don't have to cut across them all the time.

For $20? Yeah, I kind of want it.