Wacky Product of the Week: Facial Tanner

It's another Friday as I type this and that means another look behind the curtain of the weird and wild show that is The Wacky Product of the Week. This week we all head down, not to the beach or rooftop lawn chair, but to the bathroom (or some other room of your choosing) for a partial tan.

What?!

Read on...

So let's start by taking a look at the picture above. I'll wait while you laugh at the absurdity of the image or take a moment to come up with your own silly captions. (For reference, mine were: "Mm, radiation." and "I'll be done in a minute honey." Get it, like she's cooking in the microwave and will be done in a minute? bwahahahahaha...bwahahahahaha...ahem.)

Moving away from my lame attempts at humor for a moment, the Facial Tanner comes to us via SkyMall. It is currently being offered for $89.99, a $30 savings down from the usual $119.99 price tag. The Facial Tanner is great if you only want to work on one part of your body. I would suggest making a trip outdoors or grabbing that handy bottle of tanning spray to even things out. You don't want to go to the club looking two-toned because your body doesn't match the all over tan you're sporting just on your face.

From the site: "A great balanced tan anytime of the year! Everyone will think you just got back from the Caribbean! Get the perfect tan in the comfort of your home, rain or shine."

Well, at least it will look like your face went to the Caribbean. The rest of you will look like it spent the last two weeks in Alaska. Snooki on top, Eric Stoltz on the bottom.

Well that's it for this week folks. Follow my further adventures into the world of wacky products via Twitter @SavingsGCapes.