What Knives Would be "X-Men Worthy" for Wolverine?
By ChuckGGuest Blogger(view all posts by ChuckG)
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Wolverine would never use his three-retracting bone claws to cut tomatoes! Cut into a beer can yes, but tomatoes, no way. He would never allow his uber cool claws to get messy with fruit pulp--gross. Wolverine can work up quite an appetite after saving the world from evil mutants. To fuel his body he needs to eat. For that, he must use the proper tools to cut fruits, vegetables and meats just like everybody else.
Which knives do you think Wolverine would use from
Chefs?
Guy Fieri Chef's Knife
The butcher's knife is a staple knife. Usually it is a silver blade with black handle--how boring for Wolverine. He needs panache! Guy Fieri chef's knife flaming design with red and black handle fits Wolverine's over-the-top personality. Blade constructed of high-carbon-stainless-steel for precision ultra-fast slicing, dicing, chopping and mincing. Also has a crisscross grid on the bolster for grinding garlic, nuts and herbs.
Wusthof Cheese Knives
Most cheese knives are puny, trite cutters. Cutting cheese for Wolverine, however, is serious business. He would go no less than with a knife set that cuts hard cheese, soft cheese and even one especially made for Parmesan cheese. What? He likes freshly cut Parmesan on his spaghetti (
little known fact).
Zwilling JA Henckels Twin Select Mezzaluna Set
Chops and minces nuts, herbs, garlic, onion and more. I know what you are thinking. If he has the chef's knife to chop and mince, why get this unusual half moon-shaped cutting tool? It's because mutants are different from plain ordinary humans. They like the unusual and this hand-held cutter is truly unique.
Shun Ken Onion Chef's Knife
This knife does cut more than just cut onions. It is half the blade size than the chef's knife. Used for super quick chopping of herbs, garlic, onions, shallots, and meats. In addition, it has a fabulous wave-like pattern with Japanese symbol on the stainless-steel blade.
Victorinox Precise Slice Knife
Imagine a serrated-edge blade that carves meat in exact thickness. Exactly what Wolverine would use for ham, roast or any deli meats. Knobs adjust so you can cut meats, breads, fruits or even vegetables from 1/16-inch to 1/2-inch. Wolverine might enjoy his "I-want-to-be-left-alone" act but at heart, he would want to share food fairly with everyone.
Which knife do you think Wolverine would use?
Charli "Chuck" Gulley is a screenwriter, filmmaker and freelance writer who lives in Southern California. Quite the tomboy, she enjoys Rugby, Fencing and touch football. She's an alumnus of the prestigious screenwriter's workshop, "Writers Bootcamp." Her passion is Hollywood, anything and everything to do with filmmaking. If you don't find her on set, you can find her at the arcade playing air hockey and eating pizza.
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