Josh Androsky

Can You Guess the Business Using Only the Crazy Yelp Reviews?

Written By:Author Josh AndroskyJosh Androsky

I’ve never left a Yelp review, but, like most of us, I turn to the site in my hour of need — specifically, when I don’t know where to eat. I love exploring Yelp, as it’s one of the only places that catalogs the average (and sometimes SUPER-DUPER WEIRD) American’s feelings about the restaurants and […]

I Ate Only Tube-Shaped Food at 7-Eleven for an Entire Day

Written By:Author Josh AndroskyJosh Androsky

7-Eleven is a staple of modern convenience, a cross-section of the average American city, and the world’s saddest restaurant. As a cigarette-smoking, soda-chugging, proud citizen of this country, I stop in at least three times a week. In my younger, drunker, broker days, I’d go at least once per day. It had probably been five […]

Sneaking Food into a Baseball Game

American Pastime
Written By:Author Josh AndroskyJosh Androsky

I don’t mean to be an uh-oh boy over here, but dig this: Baseball isn’t America’s pastime anymore. It’s been trumped by something far more prevalent: paying way too much money for garbage-trash. It happens everywhere: the movies, the airport, the fancy mall that’s trying way too hard to look like some old-fangled Norman Rockwell […]

Tips from My Jewish Mother on How to Have a Good Time at the Beach for Once, Okay?

Written By:Author Josh AndroskyJosh Androsky

I love my Mother. She’s a fountain of remedial wisdom. When she’s not busy using her endless knowledge and patience to teach Senior Citizens how to navigate the internet, she’s always there to give me advice. My mom grew up a hop, skip, and a jump away from the fabled beaches of Malibu, and has […]

Comedians Answer the Question: “What’s the Worst Thing You Could Eat on a Plane?”

Airplane Food
Written By:Author Josh AndroskyJosh Androsky

First and foremost, I want to apologize to the passengers of flight 407. I also want to apologize to my family, and to God, if she exists. I never thought I’d be “that guy,” but here we are. I did it. I committed the cardinal sin of domestic air travel: I brought wack-ass Chinese food […]

So You’re Stranded

Written By:Author Josh AndroskyJosh Androsky

If you’re stuck on the side of the road in the middle of nowhere, you don’t necessarily need guns and survivalist gear. (But if you do, maybe we can help with a little something from The Sportsman’s Guide.) You just need a little common sense and maybe a couple of helpful services. I’m a quasi-professional […]

Haunt Your House For $50 or Less!

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Written By:Author Josh AndroskyJosh Androsky

Halloween is around the corner, and the scariest thing of all is how stores are jacking up prices. It seems everywhere you go, from convenience stores to big boxes, companies are trying to take advantage of your Halloween spirit. Chill, bud. Just take a stroll down to the ol’ dollar store. They have everything you’d […]

Big Island on a Budget

Kona Hawaii
Written By:Author Josh AndroskyJosh Androsky

Hawaii is the idyllic vacation destination since the Eisenhower administration. Did I mean for that to rhyme? No way, but the rhythms of the island have infected me with their chill vibes, so I’m rolling with it. By cashing in some Hilton points, my girlfriend and I were able to get ourselves to a lovely condo […]

You Should Wait Until September to Buy Discount Pool Toys

Pool Toys with Josh Scratch
Written By:Author Josh AndroskyJosh Androsky

Summer might be over, but it’s still hot as h*ck in most of the country. It’s 100 degrees, you got a pool, why not just use it? While swimming, a thought hit me like a ton of bricks: I bet pool toys are at a crazy discount right now. I went to my local K-MART […]

Ranking Near Beers For Those Who Don’t Want To Give Up “The Hang”

NA BeersScratch
Written By:Author Josh AndroskyJosh Androsky

I recently decided that I don’t want to get drunk anymore. I do, though, want to have the familiarity of a bottle in my hand when at a bar or watching the game with friends. There have been a lot of advancements in N/A beer since O’Doul’s, and with that in mind, I took a […]

Pizza CONSPIRACY: Are You Getting The Most Toppings for Your Money?

pizza conspiracy scratch
Written By:Author Josh AndroskyJosh Androsky

Is anybody looking? Ok good, we’re alone. I was tipped off to the fact that there’s a conspiracy going on amongst the major pizza brands. I decided to put my theory to the test, and I blew the lid off the whole thing. It goes all the way to the TOP(ping)! TRANSCRIPT Josh Androsky: Guys, […]

What’s the best thing to bring to a BBQ?

BBQ Scratch
Written By:Author Josh AndroskyJosh Androsky

Labor Day’s coming up! That means it’s time to show off what you learned this summer– specifically, your BBQ Brain. We all know about hamburgers, hotdogs, and whatnot, but is there a special thing to bring that will wow your friends and neighbors? YES THERE IS PLEASE WATCH TO FIND OUT OK BYE. TRANSCRIPT Josh: […]

The Ultimate Pizza Race With Josh Androsky

Pizza Race Scratch
Written By:Author Josh AndroskyJosh Androsky

It’s the weekend, time to grab some friends, get some beers and relax– you EARNED it. Of course, after a few cold ones, your thoughts turn to your grumbling stomachs. It’s food time. It’s unspoken, but you all know what’s about to go down: Pizza. Of course it’s pizza. It’s always been pizza and it […]

Bargain Basement Booze With Josh Androsky

Written By:Author Josh AndroskyJosh Androsky

It’s Friday night, you just got off work, time to unwind, right? Unfortunately, the act of unwinding (i.e. having an adult beverage) brings about its own stress. How much money do you gotta drop? What’s the best bargain? Where should you go? It’s all too much, ain’t it? NOT ANYMORE, BABY. I, Josh Androsky, will […]

Best Drive-Thru Breakfast in America with Josh Androsky

Written By:Author Josh AndroskyJosh Androsky

They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, but what about for the person on-the-go? We went to three top fast food chains to discover where to find the best drive-thru breakfast in America. Director: Cassandra Lee Hamilton Music: Cowabunga Babes TRANSCRIPT [Music throughout] Josh Androsky: Hello again, my children. It’s […]

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