The Tech-pert: A Fast, Free and Easy Halloween Costume Idea for Geeks

The Tech-pert: A Fast, Free and Easy Halloween Costume Idea for Geeks

Image Evanil Mendes [CC0], via Wikimedia Commons

A few years ago I was invited to a grown-up Halloween party. I spent weeks trying to figure out the perfect costume, one that would properly reflect my personality. Sure, I thought about Star Trek uniforms and Jedi robes, but those seemed kind of on-the-nose…and expensive. Rumor has it that Charlie Chaplin devised his soon-to-be-signature tramp outfit just minutes before the cameras rolled, and my inspiration similarly arrived at the last minute–less than an hour before party time.

I would go as…tech support.

Rummaging through my stockpile of discarded electronics, I found every piece of wearable technology I could: Bluetooth and corded headsets, belt-clip cases for PalmPilots and BlackBerrys, a geeky wristwatch, a tech-oriented baseball cap, a couple lanyards with name badges and flash drives, and so on. I basically wore every old gadget I could affix to my body.

I also happened to have ThinkGeek’s Wi-Fi Detector Shirt, which actually lights up when you’re in proximity to a hotspot. (It’s currently on sale for $14.99, FYI.) That was a nice touch, I thought, but any shirt with a tech logo would do just as well.

If you don’t own enough geeky stuff like this, you could always ping your friends to see what gear they might be willing to donate to the cause. Also, consider going a little more professional with a button-down shirt and pocket protector.

Broida Halloween 2007

What I loved about this costume is that it wasn’t immediately obvious what I was. So everyone asked, and when I said, “I’m tech support!”, it always got a big, knowing laugh. And, I don’t mind saying, I won a prize for Most Original Costume. (FYI, the gorgeous bumblebee in the photo is Mrs. Tech-pert.)

Okay, your turn: what’s your favorite cheap, geeky, DIY Halloween costume?

Self-proclaimed cheapskate Rick Broida has been a technology writer for over 20 years. He has authored over a dozen books, including, most recently, “How to Do Everything: Palm Pre.” Currently he writes the Cheapskate blog.

Rick Broida has spent the last 25 years writing about technology in all its forms. A self-proclaimed cheapskate, he authors an eponymous blog for CNET. He is also a contributor to CNET's iPhone Atlas and Ehow Tech. Broida's book credits include the best-selling "How to Do Everything with Your Palm Handheld" and the more recent "The Cheapskate Rules: 21 Easy Money-Saving Tech Secrets."

There are 3 comments for this article
  1. ChuckG at 1:42 pm

    Nice! I had a stuffed shark I bought at Universal Studios. I sewed the mouth part onto the bottom part of jean shorts, bought a tube of fake blood, let the blood trickle down my leg. I then went to downtown to the big Santa Cruz Halloween party and walked around. People looked at me and by the time they saw the shark and blood, I got a good laugh. Cheap costume for pennies. I was a shark attack victim, so apropos for area

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