Last week, I checked in with some of my top merch bros, Target, Walmart, and Amazon -- pretty much your standard dream team of online sellers -- to identify the most expensive items they sell that I could buy. The results weren't completely satisfying to me.
You see, ever since infancy, my only desire in life has been to accumulate a vast amount of wealth and then spend it recklessly online. I would be enjoying my toddler years by running around on wobbly legs when my parents would ask me, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" And I would tell them, "the means for me are irrelevant. I want money, mother, I want obscene money and it doesn't much matter to me how I get it." Naturally, this alarmed my parents and in fact most people within earshot, but everyone assumed it was just a phase I would grow out of.
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