I love my Mother. She's a fountain of remedial wisdom. When she's not busy using her endless knowledge and patience to teach Senior Citizens how to navigate the internet, she's always there to give me advice. My mom grew up a hop, skip, and a jump away from the fabled beaches of Malibu, and has spent a lifetime of recreation watching the lapping surf roll up onto the smooth sand. She's also very Jewish. These two traits combined makes her uniquely qualified to impart tips