Slippers So Good You’ll Forget Real Shoes Exist

When I got married last summer, my teenage nephew had planned on wearing Nikes to the ceremony. I gently (okay, firmly) suggested that weddings are not, in fact, the NBA playoffs. Ultimately, he caved to my bridezilla-lite ways, but not before he informed me that anything goes for footwear these days, regardless of the occasion.

Was my taste in footwear dated? Did I just need to finally embrace cozy culture? Perhaps I’ll “slip" into one of these pairs of slippers at the next family event — and in the meantime, at least they’ll keep my toes warm until spring.

Litfun Women's Fuzzy Memory Foam Slippers

Price: $16.99

Remember Uggs? Of course you do. They took over the world in the 2000s and never left. This pair from Litfun is a dead ringer without the price tag. Thanks to their sturdy sole, you can wear them indoors or outdoors, and your mailman will never know the difference.

BERANMEY Smile Face Slippers

Price: $13.99

Maybe you prefer a time before Y2K. Slip these comfortable smiley-face slippers on and be transported back to the 1990s. With their cheerful, nostalgic design, more than 200 customers swear these are serotonin in an indoor shoe.

VONMAY Men's Slippers Comfort Slip On Indoor Outdoor House Shoes

Price: $19.99

A waterproof, anti-slip, indoor-outdoor option for men who want to go from the couch to the curb without the hassle. These provide a warm hug for the ankles and memory foam that molds to the feet.

Vonmay Women's Cozy Platform Slippers

Price: $26.99

If moccasins and Uggs had a baby. This is a platform slipper that says: “I want comfort, but I also want to be 5’6" instead of 5’4."

Cozylook 2-Pack Men's Low-Cut Slipper Socks

Price: $16.99

Slipper socks are like socks that have a PhD in warmth because of the sherpa lining. They’re machine washable, and the two-pack means you’ll always have a backup pair, even if one is mid-spin cycle. Choose from cable-knit or fuzzy fleece for the upper material.

Wonder Nation Little & Big Boys Sneak Slippers

Price: $12.98

Now the next generation of nephews can have it all: a slipper that looks like a sneaker.

Wonder Nation Little & Big Kids Cozy Slippers

Price: $16.98

These slippers resemble the other UGG lookalikes, but inside they’re lined with bold, kid-approved colors. And for those who want more personality on the outside as well, there’s an option with a lightning bolt, game console, and pizza design.

Cozylook 2-Pack Women's Fuzzy Slipper Socks

Price: $14.99

Another slipper sock offering from the brand Cozylook, in a longer length for women. They can squish or fold right into your suitcase, without the weight of a normal shoe. Wear them on the plane, or at the hotel… just maybe not to a destination wedding. (Sorry, still salty.)